“Do you think Santa has a credit card?”

Immediate, yet laid-back response; “Yes; I have a credit card.”


In an attempt to align myself with two equally valid positions, I’m currently considering myself to be Santagnostic. It astounds me that two individuals, both /potentially being/ widely regarded as wizzes in parenting, have such divergent conceptions of the swirling currents of Santa theories.

I think a song by Adam Sandler will be necessary to bridge misunderstandings. It is obvious to me that both positions arrive at the same point, but again, its the assumptions that aren’t stated, rather than the ones that are, that lead to such robust stances.